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From the movie “SpaceBalls” – I’m surrounded by assholes! How many assholes we got on this ship?!

So the flight from Las Vegas to PDX is finally called to line up and when I get up to the posts I ask this guy what his number is. He tells me 25, I replied great, I’m 21, but i think you should be behind this nice lady and her husband. he says to me that it doesn’t matter it’s just a grouping thing. So i said if it was just a grouping thing then we would have it say that on our ticket. I asked him if he’s going to move to his position and he says “No, go take it up with the guy at the desk if you don’t like it!” So i did just that. Explained to the SouthWest employee behind the desk that a man was refusing to move in to his proper place in line. The SouthWest employee came over and after seeing this guy says “Oh wait, you work here right?”

I was like WTFMAN! This is a SouthWest employee and won’t he doesn’t follow their own rules, then gets all shitty when asked to take his proper place in line? Un-flipping believable!

The agent who came over informed the other SouthWest employee that no, it’s not just a grouping thing and it does count. Only at this time did he move. After the agent returned to his desk, this jack-a-lope asks me if I was happy now and if I minded if he sat next ot me on the plane.

“Sure!” i replied. “It’s open seating and I might even buy you a drink!” Needless to say, he didn’t sit next to me.

For those of you reading this and thinking “Wow, it’s pretty chippy to get bent over 5 positions in line.” But this guys attitude just sucked and I’m tired of Assholes!